How To Use Our Soap

Step 1: Find some water.
Preferably running water. Puddles don’t count (unless you’re a goat).

Step 2: Introduce your soap to the water. Let them mingle.

Step 3: Rub it between your hands, on a sponge, or directly on your majestic body. Enjoy the creamy lather and imagine a choir of goats singing in the distance.

Step 4: Rinse off the bubbles.

You’re reborn.

Step 5: Let your soap dry between uses. It’s a bar of soap, not a submarine. Keep it somewhere airy so it stays fresh.

NOT FOR EATING